Tuesday, March 08, 2005
IPEX is Gay
Alright Victoria... you're not all that.
What is with the freakin' "IPEX" bra from Victoria's Secret? They're advertizing it like it's some kind of new electronic device. IT'S A BRA. It's two funny shaped pieces of fabric held together with smaller pieces of fabric. THAT'S ALL. It doesn't record hours of music or tell you where you are from your car or send pictures to your friends. The worst part is that on the commercial, there's of course a hot woman (ugly women don't wear bras evidently) writhing around on a stage and sorta dancing...ish... and waving her arms in a spotlight trying to look sexy. Listen. If all women did all day was writhe around in underthings, it wouldn't really matter what the hell kind of "technology" our bras posessed. Although really, I should lay off the IPEX. I'm sure it's a very nice bra. And I'm so sure it'll be worth the (at least) $50 they'll charge for one. And besides, there are worse Victoria's Secret commercials out there... like the one where all the supermodels look down at their cleavage and then up into the camera all surprised as if to say " Breasts! Tee hee! Chuckle! I have boobies! Whee!"
I'm boycotting Victoria's Secret. Now, I know any woman will tell you that she swears by it, but really, I think that these women have just been brainwashed by the Victoria's Secret marketing schemes. Because, you know what? I have bought bras from department stores... good bras! Expensive bras... and yet they were still cheaper and still more comfortable than my Victoria's Secret bras. Take that Victoria's Secret capitalistic bra mongers!
Yeah, that's what I thought.
What is with the freakin' "IPEX" bra from Victoria's Secret? They're advertizing it like it's some kind of new electronic device. IT'S A BRA. It's two funny shaped pieces of fabric held together with smaller pieces of fabric. THAT'S ALL. It doesn't record hours of music or tell you where you are from your car or send pictures to your friends. The worst part is that on the commercial, there's of course a hot woman (ugly women don't wear bras evidently) writhing around on a stage and sorta dancing...ish... and waving her arms in a spotlight trying to look sexy. Listen. If all women did all day was writhe around in underthings, it wouldn't really matter what the hell kind of "technology" our bras posessed. Although really, I should lay off the IPEX. I'm sure it's a very nice bra. And I'm so sure it'll be worth the (at least) $50 they'll charge for one. And besides, there are worse Victoria's Secret commercials out there... like the one where all the supermodels look down at their cleavage and then up into the camera all surprised as if to say "
I'm boycotting Victoria's Secret. Now, I know any woman will tell you that she swears by it, but really, I think that these women have just been brainwashed by the Victoria's Secret marketing schemes. Because, you know what? I have bought bras from department stores... good bras! Expensive bras... and yet they were still cheaper and still more comfortable than my Victoria's Secret bras. Take that Victoria's Secret capitalistic bra mongers!
Yeah, that's what I thought.
